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How Not to Economize (A Song to the Tune of “My Favorite Things”)

Toothbrushes, tea bags and old windshield wipers,
Light bulbs and paint and disposable diapers,
Blackened bananas, all mushy and bruised,
These are some things you should never buy used!

Q-Tips and condoms and charcoal for grilling,
Stretched-out guitar strings and Oreo filling,
Bad-smelling blankets from people who’ve boozed,
These are some things you should never buy used!

When your cravings
Are for savings,
When the price seems steep,
Then try to remember this one simple rule:
Don’t be so freaking cheap!

Bubble gum, hair gel and silicone gaskets,
Medical needles and burial caskets,
Spittle-soaked cigs that the bums have refused,
These are some things you should never buy used!

 

2 Comments

  1. Evan wrote:

    Genius.

    Thursday, October 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Thanks, Evan!

    Friday, October 5, 2012 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

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