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Spare Parts

I read that doctors grew an ear
upon a woman’s arm.
So I think I’ll start a business
and become an organ farm!
You need a nose? A tongue? A toe?
Perhaps you need a thumb.
For a very modest one-time fee,
I’ll grow one on my bum!
I’ll grow a nipple if you like.
I’ll even grow you hair.
It kind of creeps me out, of course,
But hey — I’ll grow a pair!



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