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Whole Grain Badness

I’ve tried my best to eat for health,
but now I’ve paid the price.
According to the latest news,
there’s arsenic in rice!
I’ve kept my fiber intake high,
I have since I was ten.
And only to be murdered
by the likes of Uncle Ben!
From here on out, I’ll live on fries
and cheese-injected weenies.
I’ll wash my breakfast doughnuts down
with beer and dry martinis!
And if there’s cheesecake hereabouts,
I’ll have a triple slice.
I’d rather go out happy
than to die from poison rice!


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