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Black Market

Bloomberg’s brought back prohibition!
Jumbo drinks are now taboo!
Crooks and mugs are on a mission,
Brewing bathtub Mountain Dew!
Need some hefty Coca-Colas?
Mr. Pibb, the drink of sin?
Go out back to Joe Carolla’s.
Knock three times, he’ll let you in.
Sunkist sells like liquid crack.
There’s Sprite for those who’ve got the dough.
The cops are fixed, the gangs are back,
And bootleg soda’s gonna flow!


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