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Death By Sugar

The nation’s growing more obese,
As scientists and doctors warn.
They’ve notified the health police
Of Oreos with candy corn!
Their color’s got a neon glow.
They’re packed with sugar by the ton.
Their fiber content’s extra low,
And no one ever eats just one!
The CDC is quite alarmed.
They’ve issued warnings all must heed.
For lest you think that no one’s harmed,
The Cookie Monster just ODed!
So shun the sly, seductive ads,
The tempting, teasing cookie porn.
The deadliest of junk food fads
Is Oreos with candy corn!

 

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