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Old Grads

My former roommate’s filthy rich.
His stocks are on the rise.
The guy we nicknamed Bonerpants
has won the Nobel Prize.
The Airhead wrote a novel
with an innovative twist
that’s Number One in fiction
on the Times bestseller list.
That pompous ass from English
is a star of stage and screen.
Sweet Jesus, how I hate the damned
alumni magazine!


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