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I’d rip out all my fingernails.
I’d floss my teeth with baling wire.
I’d shower in the toughest jails
Or set my underwear on fire.
I’d swallow wasps to feel the sting.
I’d wrestle grizzlies in the wild.
I’d rather do most anything
Than sit through “Honey Boo-Boo Child!”


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