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A Real Cutup

I’m sure it’s fun to throw your voice,
But frankly, if I had a choice,
I’d learn a rarer, subtler art
By which I’d deftly throw my fart!
My bottom belch would seem to boom
From far across a crowded room.
I’d let it rip with careless glee,
And heads would turn, but not toward me!
Some hapless chump would cringe in shame,
While I would smugly dodge the blame.
My giggles would be off the chart
If only I could throw my fart!


One Comment

  1. Eri wrote:

    Yup, next to flying or being able to turn invisible, that’s the superpower I wish I had the most!

    Monday, September 3, 2012 at 7:56 am | Permalink

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