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It’s Not What It Looks Like!

I try to recycle whenever I can,
And that makes me look like a hard-drinking man.
For the bottles mount up through a month or a year,
Till it looks like I’m living on wine and on beer!
You’d think I had Guinness for breakfast each day,
Then a lager for lunch, or a light Cabernet.
Then for dinner, Sam Adams, a drop of Merlot,
Plus a Newcastle Brown and a hearty Bordeaux!
To keep all these empties was not my intention,
But please don’t go staging a big intervention.
Just one drink a day is my creed and my motto.
I’m lazy as hell, but I rarely get blotto!


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