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Peace of Mind

Farmers have their crop insurance,
Coverage for drought or hail.
I could use some joke insurance.
Then I’d fear no Humor Fail!
When the sudden, mocking silence
let me know my line was lame,
When the crickets started chirping,
Then I’d simply file a claim.
Maybe I would bomb on purpose.
“You from Joisey?” “Take my wife.”
Hello, Mr. Allstate agent?
Just like that, I’m set for life!

 

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