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No Way Out

The handle on the restroom door
Is surely crawling with disease.
I might as well just lick the floor
Of every outhouse in Belize!
It’s got E. coli, salmonella,
Cholera, the Asian flu,
Yellow fever, AIDS, rubella,
Probably Ebola too!
Now I’m doomed, there’s no denying.
Someone call my next of kin.
By tomorrow I’ll be dying.
How I wish I’d held it in!

 

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