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Restoration Comedy

If your artwork needs restoring,
I’ll be glad to volunteer.
I can paint a frizzy fright wig
On your Rembrandt or Vermeer.
When I’m touching up a fresco,
I will go the extra mile.
I can add a dash of Pepsodent
To Mona Lisa’s smile!
I can really punch the colors
In your lilies by Monet.
I can make your Edward Hopper
Look like something out of Klee!
Your El Greco needs an echo
Of the face of Mr. Bean.
Though I’ve got no formal training,
I’m an absolute machine!


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