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Keeping the British End Up

If I were Harry, Prince of Wales,
I’d be the stuff of ribald tales.
I’d fly to Vegas on a spree
And show the world my “royal wee.”
The press would sneer, the Queen would wince.
I’d smirk, “It’s good to be the prince!”
I’d boost the British tabloid sales
If I were Harry, Prince of Wales!


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