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Attic Antics

Though Plato’s rad Academy admittedly was cool,
Aristotle’s sweet Lyceum was the bigger party school!
There were bacchanals and orgies where they’d drink their vessels dry.
There was horny dialectic with the babes of Delta Pi!
They would moon the rhetoricians. They were impudent and lewd.
“Symposium!” they’d holler, which is Greek for “Party, dude!”
There was little moderation in the way they’d carry on.
When the master got a snootful, he would show his Organon!
For a prank, they’d climb the Parthenon and take a giant leak.
It was all a big fraternity. The whole damn place was Greek!



  1. Perhaps the recent Las Vegas antics of Prince Harry, although not Greek to my knowledge, inspired this delightful romp.

    Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 1:39 pm | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Well, not really. I got the idea last weekend while moving my son into his college dorm. But I’m thinking Prince Harry may be tomorrow’s subject matter.

    Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm | Permalink
  3. Gail C wrote:

    Love it, Scott – - stole it for my fb page (now that I’ve learned to do that.)
    Congrats on getting your son off to college…rhyme fodder for the year!

    Monday, August 27, 2012 at 9:57 pm | Permalink

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