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Biology According to Akin

When the seed is first implanted
in a willing woman’s womb,
The fairies come to visit
in that tiny, cozy room.
They spread their magic rainbow dust
and sprinkle drops of joy.
When they mix it all together,
it’s a living girl or boy!
But the miracle won’t happen
if the woman’s been attacked.
(I heard this from a doctor,
so I know it for a fact!)
If the rape has been legitimate
beyond the slightest doubt,
then the fairies cry a flood of tears
to wash the evil out.
Now the feminists and liberals
are bound to disagree,
But frankly, who deserves your trust,
some scientist or me?


One Comment

  1. Your tagged categories tell it all, but reading your rhymes is essential for the fun. Thanks!

    Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 11:12 am | Permalink

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