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Better Living Through Genetics!

Whenever I eat cheesy fries
Or nacho chips or Cheerios,
A little voice inside me cries,
“You know you’re eating GMOs!”

My sandwich bread makes herbicide.
My coffee keeps the bugs away.
My peanut butter’s modified
With pterodactyl DNA!

My cantaloupes have turtle feet,
My meats and veggies recombine.
They say we all are what we eat.
Well, whoop-de-doo — I’m Frankenstein!


One Comment

  1. Eri wrote:

    But I think that rainbow lemon is pretty!

    Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 3:45 am | Permalink

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