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My Idol

I wish that I were Honey Badger,
Rough and rugged, wild and free.
Munching cobras, fighting jackals,
What a badass I would be!

Sadly, I’m a lowly human,
Full of worries, fears and doubts.
Is my mortgage underwater?
Should I eat more Brussels sprouts?

Will the price of gas keep rising?
Will it be Barack or Mitt?
But ah, if I were Honey Badger,
Then I wouldn’t give a shit.


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