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Responsible Journalism

In yesterday’s Journal I read that the Colonel
Improperly fondled an underage hen.
The Times is reporting that Snooki’s aborting
And Biden’s been out having threesomes again.
The Martians have landed, the Senate’s disbanded,
And pediatricians now recommend booze.
Rhode Island’s seceding.  Gay penguins are breeding.
I love when The Onion gets picked up as news!



  1. If you haven’t seen what Don Asmussen makes of the news in his “Bad Reporter,” you might enjoy it too:

    Thursday, July 26, 2012 at 12:54 pm | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Funny stuff. Some of those headlines would be right at home in The Onion!

    Friday, July 27, 2012 at 6:20 am | Permalink

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