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The People on the Plane

THE ETERNAL OPTIMIST

There’s no way your baggage
Will fit in the bin,
Yet you somehow have faith
That you’ll cram it all in!

THE FREQUENT GOER

Lady in the window seat,
Once again we’re on our feet.
You sip your coffee, coke and tea,
And fifty times you have to pee.

THE SPIRITUAL TRAVELER

Jesus loves you,
This I know.
Because your tee shirt
Tells me so.

MR. POP-POP

I beg of you neighbor,
I don’t mean to whine.
But the captain has turned on
The No Farting sign!

THE AVID READER

Sweet old dame in 7-A,
How’s that “Fifty Shades of Grey?”

THE WIDE-EYED KID

You get to fly!
What awesome luck!
When you grow up,
It’s going to suck!

 

 

One Comment

  1. It took a while to book my trip.
    I did it all online,
    recalling days of flight delight
    when jets were new and so divine.
    I was a ticket agent once.
    We used the OAG.
    At booking trips I was a dunce.
    That massive tome defeated me.
    Time was when flying was the best
    but this bird now prefers her nest.

    Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

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