Mr. Willard, Mr. Willard,
You’re a ballsy dude, no doubt.
That was quite some crazy improv
When you whipped your Guffman out!
Are there even public theaters
For skin flicks anymore?
Did those puppets never teach you
What the Internet is for?
There are bound to be some questions,
As your fans will all be curious.
And don’t look now, the Pee-wee jokes
Are flying fast and furious!
Yes, it’s awkward, Mr. Willard,
But it must be nice to know
That from money shot to mug shot,
You were surely Best In Show!
(Special thanks to the very funny Brian Gordon, whose Facebook post provided the last line for today’s rhyme.)