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Dual Personality

Morning Me, quite conscientious,
Sticks to oatmeal, nuts and flax.
But Evening Me is more licentious,
Pounding down the nacho snacks.
Ranch Doritos, Chee-tos, Fritos,
Twinkies, Processed Cheddar Food,
All washed down with large mojitos.
Sorry, Morning Me, you’re screwed!



  1. The 10% that’s human chooses
    breakfast fodder well enough.
    However, viruses and germs
    are what compose the rest of us.
    The fault lies with these colonizers.
    Rampant hunger can’t be stopped.
    They do not care that we’re cowed dieters.
    They make us feed them ‘til we drop.

    Tuesday, July 17, 2012 at 11:03 am | Permalink
  2. Scott wrote:

    Nice! And I’d missed that story. Really fascinating!

    Tuesday, July 17, 2012 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

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