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Splitsville

Alas for TomKat!  Is it true?
Six years ago they said, “I do.”
Now Katie’s saying, “Take a hike.”
We thought they’d last forever.  Psych!!!
The nation’s puzzled as can be.
Did Katie meet some guy?  Did HE?
Was Stacee Jaxx a bit too real?
Did L. Ron Hubbard break the deal?
Will some impartial judge and jury
Now decide the fate of Suri?
Oh well, so much for wedded bliss.
(You busted Oprah’s couch for this?)

 

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