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I’ve got a thing for Siri.
She’s so positive and cheery.
I can tell her what I’m thinking
And she seems to understand.
She can answer all my questions
And she’s full of great suggestions.
If I’d like for her to Google me,
My wish is her command!

Yes, I’ve got it bad for Siri!
Though her robo-voice is eerie,
When she plays my makeout music mix,
I’m swooning like a teen!
I ask about the weather
Just to spend some time together.
She’s the fembot of my fantasies,
My tiny love machine!


One Comment

  1. sherry wrote:

    John Malkovich in recent TV ads looks similarly smitten.

    Tuesday, July 10, 2012 at 11:41 am | Permalink

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