I wish I’d been chosen to find the Higgs boson.
What wonders I’d witness, what secrets I’d learn!
In spellbinding lectures with facts, not conjectures,
I’d silence the skeptics and wow ‘em at CERN!
I’d read from my article touting my particle.
“Key to creation!” I’d say. “Yin and yang!”
The geeks would be gawking. I’d be the new Hawking!
I might get a cameo role on “Big Bang!”
Now others may hanker to be a rich banker
Or win the World Series. Okay, so I’m odd.
But hey, just supposin’ I found the Higgs boson.
I’d hobnob with Newton and Einstein and God!