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Slimy Goodness

My favorite soda’s lemon-lime.
My favorite chips are corn, I think.
But as for dietary slime,
I’ll always take the kind that’s pink!

Its subtle flavor’s quite complex,
A gourmet treat that’s fine and rare,
A blend of gristle, skin and necks
With just a hint of derriere.

It isn’t, as the critics say,
A breeding ground for foul disease.
It’s treated with ammonia spray,
Which ought to put our minds at ease.

So keep your tough organic meats.
I like the kind you almost drink.
For when it comes to wholesome eats,
My motto’s simple: Make mine pink!


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