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Takei Curious

I’m not a big celebrity
Or star of stage and screen.
You’ll never see my causes hyped
In “People” magazine.
I’ve got no flair for drama
And I like myself that way,
But I still can’t help but wonder
What it’s like to be Takei!

I’d be charming, I’d be witty,
Never nasty, crass or crude.
I guess I’d still be married,
Though my spouse would be a dude.
On Hulu I’d be Sulu
And I’d trek the Milky Way.
I’d often do my happy dance
To think I was Takei!

I’d post amusing photos
In a steady-flowing stream.
With fifty million Facebook fans,
I’d be a human meme!
I’d set my sights on Broadway
With “Allegiance” as my play,
And I’d shout for all the world to hear,
“It’s good to be Takei!”

 

One Comment

  1. Dan Milano wrote:

    Step 1: Sign up for Reddit
    Step 2: Post every daily rhyme link there to subreddit “funny” after you post it to your site.
    Step 3: Go viral.

    Friday, March 16, 2012 at 7:54 am | Permalink

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