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Campaign Promise

When I’m elected president,
I’ll slash the nation’s debt.
I’ll minimize the taxes
On the job-creating set.
I’ll jump start our economy
By May or maybe June,
Then I’ll take our budget surplus
And I’ll colonize the moon!

I’ll build a slew of Starbucks,
Chick-fil-A’s and Tastee-Freezes.
I’ll cover Mare Imbrium
With massive Chuck E. Cheeses!
If you like the latest movies
Or the classics like “Platoon,”
You can see them at the multiplex
I’m planning on the moon!

There’ll be Trader Vic’s, a Motel Six,
And Midas for our cars.
In my second term I’m going to add
A bullet train to Mars!
Though the communists and traitors
May dismiss me as a loon,
From the porthole of my spaceship
I’ll be giving them the moon!




  1. Cpt O wrote:

    Guys I think this is about Newt Gingrich!

    Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
  2. Great you’re back from such a long hiatus. Saw “Hugo” yesterday and appreciate the graphic.

    Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 3:03 pm | Permalink
  3. Evan wrote:

    Oh, how I’ve missed you.

    Thursday, February 2, 2012 at 9:55 am | Permalink
  4. Scott wrote:

    Thanks for the comments, everybody. I’m going to try to do at least one update a week.

    Tuesday, February 7, 2012 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

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