What is it like
For Lieutenant John Pike?
Has his thuggish bravado
Now taken a hike?
With an arrogant swagger
He brandished his can,
And bringing the pain
Made him feel like a man!
But now he’s a joke,
Spraying hobbit and elf,
The Munchkins and Yoda
And Jesus himself!
He’s sprayed JFK
And the guy from The Scream.
He was just a policeman,
But now he’s a meme!
Oh, what is it like
For Lieutenant John Pike?
Does he long for the days
Of the good old Third Reich?
Perhaps he’s contrite
And his hubris has ended.
More likely, I think,
He’s just mad he’s suspended.
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My favorite lines are:
He was just a policeman
But now he’s a meme!
The graphic (painting photo) is perfect.
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