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What is it like
For Lieutenant John Pike?
Has his thuggish bravado
Now taken a hike?

With an arrogant swagger
He brandished his can,
And bringing the pain
Made him feel like a man!

But now he’s a joke,
Spraying hobbit and elf,
The Munchkins and Yoda
And Jesus himself!

He’s sprayed JFK
And the guy from The Scream.
He was just a policeman,
But now he’s a meme!

Oh, what is it like
For Lieutenant John Pike?
Does he long for the days
Of the good old Third Reich?

Perhaps he’s contrite
And his hubris has ended.
More likely, I think,
He’s just mad he’s suspended.

pepperspray

 

2 Comments

  1. Eri wrote:

    My favorite lines are:
    He was just a policeman
    But now he’s a meme!

    Monday, November 21, 2011 at 9:06 pm | Permalink
  2. The graphic (painting photo) is perfect.

    Tuesday, November 22, 2011 at 11:39 am | Permalink

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