I’m an ardent Libertarian.
I’m quirky and contrarian,
A fan of Milton Friedman
and a worshiper of Rand.
I bolster my opinions with
A smattering of Adam Smith
And preach the holy Gospel
of the Market’s Unseen Hand!
I’m a freedom-loving radical.
My passion is fanatical
For rescuing the nation
from a socialistic hell.
I loathe an interfering state.
My mantra is “Deregulate!”
I’d rather be completely screwed
by Wal-Mart, Chase or Shell!
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