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Memo from the Weenie In Chief

Mr. Speaker?  It’s the president.
You busy?  Pardon me,
But I’d like to speak to Congress
When you’ve got a minute free.
Don’t let me interrupt you
If your hopefuls are debating.
You’ve got Supercuts on Tuesday?
Well, you can’t keep Paco waiting!
So you’re booked up through December?
How does January sound?
If it’s really inconvenient,
I can move some things around.
Oh, wait — your painter’s coming
And the carpet cleaner too?
Let’s bag it altogether then.
Is that all right with you?



One Comment

  1. My sentiments exactly. Thanks for this.

    Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 7:17 am | Permalink

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