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Anthem of the House Republicans

We’re Tea Party leaders, as right as they get.
We’d happily welch on the national debt.
Education and healthcare, they’re ripe for big cuts,
But we’d never raise taxes, ’cause that would be nuts!

We’re persuaded that warming is good for the Earth
And we’re certain the president’s Kenyan by birth.
We’ll reform every gay man from Frisco to Philly,
But never raise taxes, ’cause that would be silly!

Now all who oppose us are commies and Reds
(For so say the voices that shout in our heads).
We’ll denounce them as demons or Hitler on crack,
But we’ll never raise taxes, ’cause that would be whack!



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