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Extreme Lying Down

I passionately hanker
To become a famous planker.
I would tarry on the prairie,
Where I’d hunker down and lie.
At the Guggenheim Museum
Or the Roman Colosseum
I would take a prone position
To achieve a planker’s high!
I would board a Russian tanker
Just to plank upon the anchor
Which would cause a little rancor,
But I wouldn’t care a bit.
For I’d blog my planking journal
And my fame would spring eternal.
From New York to Bora Bora,
I would score a viral hit!



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