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It’s Good to Be the Chief!

If I could be the president,
I’d drop the dull veneer.
I’d govern in my underwear
While belching Miller beer.
From heads of state I’d take the piss.
There’s not a group I wouldn’t diss.
I’d tell the Congress they could kiss
My presidential rear!

I’d have a hot young intern chick.
I’d call her “Toots” or “Hon.”
I’d often buzz the Pentagon
When flying Air Force One.
I’d take a bribe from any firm
And make my wimp advisers squirm.
I’d only last a single term,
But damn, I’d have my fun!

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