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Tough Tweets, Tony!

A great politician needs smarts and ambition
Combined with a friendly demeanor.
In his statesmanlike fashion he’ll always show passion,
But never his Anthony Weiner!

If he’s married, it’s cheating to go around tweeting
His junk to some bimbo or vixen.
For the sake of the nation, he’ll shun the temptation
To whip out his Tricky Dick Nixon!

He’ll avoid getting flirty or randy or dirty
Whenever his Boehner is stirred.
He can wear what he wants on his Lyndon B. Johnson,
Though boxers or briefs are preferred.

A great politician is free of suspicion.
There’s no one more righteous or cleaner.
Though his rivals and cronies may see his cojones,
He won’t show his Anthony Weiner!




  1. Tracie wrote:

    Fabu, again! Bravo!

    Monday, June 13, 2011 at 6:11 am | Permalink
  2. I echo Tracie’s accolade. Thanks for the best laugh today.

    Monday, June 13, 2011 at 11:01 am | Permalink
  3. Gail C wrote:

    Yay, Scott! What a hoot! And your craftsmanship is stellar!

    Saturday, June 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

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