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The floor’s unswept, the bed’s unmade,
I’ve left the yard work incomplete.
My past-due bills are still unpaid.
My laundry smells like rancid feet.
The bathtub has a leaky tap.
The cat box overflows with turds.
But I give less than half a crap.
I’ve leveled up in Angry Birds!



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