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A New Leaf

Today I turn a corner
And devote my life to sin,
To revelry, impiety,
And pleasures of the skin.
In drunkenness I’ll fornicate,
I’ll cheat and swear and lie.
I’ll tell the kinds of jokes that make
The baby Jesus cry!
I’ll reenact “Caligula”
Or works by Robert Crumb.
And I’ll always be prepared for when
The rapture doesn’t come!




  1. Jerry wrote:

    “Right on!” as always! More power to you, Scotty!

    Monday, May 23, 2011 at 6:42 am | Permalink
  2. Trish Lewis wrote:

    My Two Thumbs Are Up!☮

    Monday, May 23, 2011 at 7:35 am | Permalink
  3. Cathy wrote:

    you always were so devilishly devilish.

    Monday, May 23, 2011 at 10:00 am | Permalink

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