“Farewell to Mr. Newman!”
cries the nation with a groan.
As an actor and a human
he could move a heart of stone.
While his “Hud” could be distressing,
In “The Sting” he kept us guessing.
If your salad needs a dressing,
what compares with Newman’s Own?
Hats off to Mr. Newman!
Bells in Tinseltown will toll.
Hear each thespian and crewman
eulogize his gentle soul!
Though his racing skills were splendid,
His philanthropy commended,
Now his final scene has ended.
Let us watch the credits roll.