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Bin Laden in Hell

Where are my soft and luxurious couches?
Where are my virgins in scanty attire?
Where is my wine in its solid gold pitchers,
And what’s with the sulfur, the brimstone and fire?
I recruited young martyrs, degraded all women,
I warred against infidels, killed them en masse.
So where’s my reward for my service to Allah,
And why is this demon devouring my ass?




  1. Laura Deal wrote:


    Sunday, May 1, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Permalink
  2. Eri wrote:


    Sunday, May 1, 2011 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
  3. Pam wrote:

    Precisely! Very well put.

    Monday, May 2, 2011 at 6:05 am | Permalink
  4. Alston Green wrote:

    Right on time as always! Hope you don’t mind I’m going to tweet it.

    Monday, May 2, 2011 at 6:14 am | Permalink
  5. Karen Robinson wrote:

    This deserves to go viral. :-D

    Monday, May 2, 2011 at 10:36 am | Permalink
  6. Elaine wrote:

    I love this.

    Wednesday, May 4, 2011 at 4:06 pm | Permalink
  7. Andre wrote:

    Hehehe. Well done!

    Saturday, May 7, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

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