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Don’t Let the Door Hit You!

Goodbye, Mr. Beck.
A reality check
Has determined your show
Is a shark-jumping wreck!

Your paranoid views
On progressives and Jews
Are too warped and demented
For even Fox News!

Your sponsors all went,
For your logic was bent
And your ratings had plummeted
Forty percent!

It’s a crime, you insist,
But the network is pissed.
Goodbye, Mr. Beck.
You will never be missed!

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3 Comments

  1. Janelle wrote:

    Amen and Hallelujah! (Wow — apparently I’m feeling particularly religious this morning.)

    Monday, April 11, 2011 at 6:32 am | Permalink
  2. Elaine wrote:

    Came across your poetry from David Kallinger’s facebook and have to say I’m becoming quite a fan.

    Monday, April 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Permalink
  3. Scott wrote:

    Thanks, Elaine! Always nice to hear from a new reader!

    Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

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