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A Diet to Die For

I listened to my body, as the nature types advise.
My body screamed for Pringles, Easy Cheese and curly fries.
Creamy, rich alfredo sauce on Stouffer’s fettuccine,
Spam and Rice-A-Roni, Dinty Moore and Beanie Weenie!
Taco Bell Chalupas, triple Whoppers and McRib,
The Colonel’s Extra Crispy with a jumbo Mr. Pibb!
Twinkies, Ho-Ho’s, Ding-Dongs, Yodels, Suzy Q’s and Zingers,
Snickers, Hershey’s Kisses, M&Ms and Butterfingers,
Chunky, Skittles, Good ‘n Plenty, Twix and Almond Joy,
Nutter Butter, Oreos, Fig Newtons, Chips Ahoy!
And now I’m weak and bloated, not so very energetic,
Acutely hypertensive and, I think, pre-diabetic.
The wise advice I heeded, as it seems, was rather shoddy.
If you’re into healthy living, NEVER listen to your body!




  1. Trish Lewis wrote:

    Thank you again for a most excellent laugh from both my fat head & belly…Now I know why Eri has such a great smile all the time!

    Monday, March 28, 2011 at 12:33 pm | Permalink
  2. Andre wrote:

    I listened to my body once. It just pointed and laughed.

    Monday, March 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

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