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Comedy Classic

You may laugh at current comics
Like O’Brien and Gervais.
You may love the Kathy Griffins,
Lewis Blacks and Tina Feys.
But if comedy’s your passion,
Then you really ought to know
Of the brilliant comic genius
Of the great Bazooka Joe!

He’s been around forever,
But he’s still a funny guy,
Superbly hip and edgy
With that patch upon his eye.
“The baker lost his business
‘Cause he didn’t have the dough!”
It’s the sharp and subtle satire
Of the great Bazooka Joe.

He’s a wizard with a zinger
And his insults always stun.
He’s a master of the pratfall
And his wordplay’s “jest for pun.”
Though he’s packaged up with bubble gum,
His jokes will never blow.
He’s the kooky king of comedy,
The great Bazooka Joe!




  1. Trish Lewis wrote:

    Did Bazooka Joe die is 2006? Did I miss the bubblegum buffet at his funereal?

    Wednesday, March 23, 2011 at 8:37 am | Permalink
  2. Dan wrote:

    I want to know where that eye went. Truly a dark past, that Bazooka Joe has…

    Friday, March 25, 2011 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

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