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Clean & Green

The public restroom’s paper towels
  are made from murdered trees.
But what’s the green alternative?
  Electric dryers?  Please!
It’s not the “cleanest” coal that’s burned
  to run the power plants.
The eco-friendly choice is clear:
   I’ll  just “wipe hands on pants.”



  1. Michele wrote:

    I am an active member of the pants-drying movement!

    These rhymes are great! Thank you for sharing them.

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 9:45 am | Permalink
  2. Liz wrote:

    I think this every single time I go to a public restroom! This is fantastic.

    Wednesday, February 11, 2009 at 6:45 am | Permalink

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