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Dairy Disgust

I would not eat it in a cone.
I would not eat it on its own.
I would not eat it in a shake.
I would not eat it with a cake.
I would not eat it, not a bit,
In sundae or banana split.
I would not, could not eat it up
With two hot girls and just one cup!
I’d gladly eat green eggs and ham,
But breast milk ice cream?   Freakin’ DAMN!!!



One Comment

  1. Thiefree wrote:

    Hmm, why not? Don’t really understand the cultural aversion, it’s much more natural than drinking cow juice.

    Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 6:26 am | Permalink

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