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Sex Life of a Saint

Oh good and fine Saint Valentine
Whose deeds of love forever shine,
Who made a sweet occasion
Of the pagan Lupercalia,
Did you take a vow of chastity,
Forsake all acts of nastity
And never get all beastly
With your priestly genitalia?

We honor you, Saint Valentine,
With fancy chocolates, roses, wine,
With sheer and lacy lingerie
For steamy hot romance.
But tell us, while we get it on
From drop of dusk till break of dawn,
Do you, the Saint of Sexy,
Have to keep it in your pants?



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