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Friendly Neighborhood Pest

Roofer dude who rings my bell,
What tales of pain and woe you tell
Of damage done by wind and ice,
And you’ll inspect for free. (How nice!)
It’s entertainment for my mind
To guess what horrors you would find.
Perhaps the flashing’s rusted through,
The shingles cracked and crooked too.
The decking’s bad as decking gets.
Is that your line?  I’m taking bets!
Roofer dude, you bother me.
You’ve interrupted “Jeopardy!”
Again you ring my freaking bell.
I’ll see you, roofer dude, in Hell!



One Comment

  1. Eri wrote:

    where they have sprinkles.

    Monday, January 3, 2011 at 11:14 am | Permalink

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