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Recently Declassified

In the boys’ room once in junior high
I sneaked a cigarette.
I may have glimpsed a breast or two
While surfing on the Net.
In a crowded college lecture hall
I let an S.B.D.
(My disgust was so convincing,
Not a soul suspected me!)
My 1990 tax return
Was overdue by weeks.
And tonight I’m going to kill the jerk
Who started Wikileaks!



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