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(Tip of the digital pen to the bizarre brains at

The Internet is made, it seems,
Of facts and falsehoods, fleeting memes,
Of Hitler rage and British brats,
But most of all, it’s made of cats.
Cats too numerous to tell.
Cats that make us LOL.
Cats that love to squeeze in tight.
Spartan cats that bite, bite, bite!
Cats on treadmills, cats in sinks,
Cats that like enormous drinks,
Warring cats that users rate,
Cats that watch you masturbate!
Cats that talk or sneeze or cough.
Keyboard cats that play you off.
Chocolate Rain” and “All Your Base,”
They have their place in cyberspace.
But those aren’t why the web was born.
The Internet’s for kitty porn!



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