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You Talkin’ to Me?

Solo public talker dude,
I feel I know you well.
You miss your mom in Kankakee.
You last got laid in ’93.
Your recent colonoscopy
Was undiluted hell.
One detail, though, is rather hazy:
Are you on Bluetooth, or just crazy?

bluetooth

 

2 Comments

  1. Andre wrote:

    I can’t stands the tooth-talkers. They give me the creeps. They should pair them up so they look like they’re having a conversation.

    Wednesday, September 15, 2010 at 10:42 am | Permalink
  2. Love it!

    Wednesday, September 15, 2010 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

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