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Where’s MY Bailout?

With seven hundred billion
  I could quit the daily grind.
I could fund a new foundation
  for the handicapped or blind.
I’d support the arts and learning
  from New York to Mozambique.
At my dear old alma mater
  I’d endow a chair in Greek!
I could pay the debts of millions
  when the banks would just foreclose
And I wouldn’t spare a penny
  for those sorry CEOs!



  1. Anna wrote:

    Hah. You know, every time I hear of something with a budget in the billions, I always think there must be a better use for it.

    Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 4:34 am | Permalink
  2. Jimmigee wrote:

    It goeth before the fall,
    this greed on Rue de Wall.

    Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 10:20 am | Permalink
  3. Eri wrote:

    Emmons for President!

    Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

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