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Howl of the Hirsute

It wasn’t all that long ago
  that manly bods were hairy.
A guy without some fur was thought
  a creampuff, wimp, or fairy.

But now the virile types, I’m told,
  are shaving by the billions.
They pluck, they wax, they depilate,
  they undergo Brazilians!

Perhaps it sounds unhip, but still
  if that’s the price of mating,
Then I’m one grateful married dude.
  I couldn’t handle dating!

 

 

5 Comments

  1. Anna wrote:

    Hahaha, fantastic :)

    Monday, September 22, 2008 at 5:08 am | Permalink
  2. Jimmigee wrote:

    As I gaze at a follicle
    I judge it not diabolical!

    Monday, September 22, 2008 at 7:31 am | Permalink
  3. Eri wrote:

    ;-)

    It was that and your virtuosity…

    Monday, September 22, 2008 at 9:29 am | Permalink
  4. Stace wrote:

    Men are supposed to be hairy.

    The end.

    Monday, September 22, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Permalink
  5. Levit wrote:

    Absolutely spot-on capital-b Brilliant. This is why I am going as Magmum P.I. this halloween.

    Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 8:00 am | Permalink

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